Dear Mother,

This is just survival.

Hey, everyone... Or no one, I guess, right now. This is my blog. I've never blogged before. I feel like I'm 9 years old again and getting on an AOL chat room for the first time, except this time I'm only talking to myself and my parents aren't watching over my shoulder to make sure I'm not talking about touching pee pees.

A little about the blog title I guess. It's from a song called Walking is Still Honest by Against Me!. The double punctuation isn't a mistake; there's actually an exclamation point at the end of the band name. Agh, this gives you some insight as to why I need a blog -- I'm practically overexplaining my punctuation before anyone's even complained or even read the fucking blog to have a reason to complain. This is my psyche. This is my life. In any case, it's a good song and everyone should give one of the versions of it a listen.

This'll probably be about anything I have on my mind that I consider worth telling the ether[net?] about. Er, about which I consider worth telling. Is grammar really that important in blogs? Someone let me know.

I won't tell you my life story, or even my current state. After all, I've got to have something to blog about in the next post, right?

So, potential readers! Your assignment for tonight is to teach me how to blog. Am I doing alright? Let me know. Seeya!